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Funny SMS
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
You are never too blond to learn !!!
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
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